Thursday, May 29, 2014

Day 147 in Hell

Today I am fighting my way out of hell.

That special place reserved for people who can't or won't create rudimentary file systems that have but a single function.

To remember user names and passwords.

As I say, this is a special hell the genesis of which is way bloodier than Cain & Able could possibly have imagined.

How did we get ourselves into this holy mess? How did I?

What will I do to get out? Kill?

JUST UNLOCK MY FUCKING COMPUTER.

Let me get back to work so I can earn an honest living. Please.

I can hear it now.

You want to earn an honest living, do you?

Yes, absolutely.

Enter your user name and password.

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