Green & Long

5 Reasons Why Environmentalists Are So Damn Good in Bed

1. They care and they feel.
One night stand or long term relationship, there's no faking it. Either you're into it or you're not. Those in the green crowd care deeply and prove it every day (and night). To an eco-activist, individual desires take a backseat to the greater good. No one is happy, until everyone is happy. Now that's sexy.

2. They maintain a holistic view.
Greenies see the big picture. They make the connections. They recognize both short term and long term needs. It's as if the entire planet is an erogenous zone...so to speak.

3. They're liberated.
Being a granola means breaking free of the one-size-fits-all, cookie-cutter formula. Aiming for that climactic moment of eco-change often requires new thinking and new methods and very open mind. Kinky.

4. They're sensual.
The oceans, the forests, the mountains, the deserts, and all that lives there. That's the domain of the environmentalist...ever ready to see, feel, smell, hear, and taste it all. Hot.

5. They have stamina.
Activism is a marathon, not a sprint....so you best be ready to sweat.

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Virginia Berasategui and Ferris Al-Sultan in Kona, 2009, going long. It's a marathon after the bike and swim. Stamina. Hot. Kinky and sexy. All of the above.